cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

Cockroach Cock

An insult used for the most Cocky of Cockroach Cocks/assholes.

That guy Nate is a Cockroach Cock.

by CockroachCock December 30, 2022

spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

Cockroach

A cockroach is my friend whenever i look away their crawling on the ceiling like a disgusting little cockroach.

Person 1:Hey have you seen *insert friend name?*
Person 2: yeah she crawling on the wall over their
person 1: Fucking disgutsing cockroach

by CloudfuckerTheorginal March 6, 2024

Empress of Cockroach

From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.

vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret

Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*

sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021