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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.
OMGSUPERSMASHBROSMELEEANDKIRBYAIRRIDEARESOMEOFTHE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME
by ThatPyro July 19, 2016
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One of the greatest video game franchise since Mario, Sonic and PaRappa.

In this game franchise, you play as giant monsters that used to be human, destroying buildings in fighting off the evil company Scum Labs

Just don't watch the Rock movie that is 'based' on it. It really sucks!
Me: Did you like Rampage (video game franchise).
Incel: No I only like the movie based on the game franchise that has The Rock in it.

Me: *throws Pineapple Bomb at incel*
by NarwhalBall December 17, 2024
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Killing time counting “404 Not Found” occurrences daily. Common “Idiot Mom” behavior. Def not cause of social ills.
“Maybe Mom will beat her 404 Not Found video games someday and graduate to Tetris.”
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VIDEO GAME DAD

Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.
Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top
by miseelise October 1, 2023
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Lots of people play these. Ask any random person and at least one out of ten will say: "yes, i do play video games." In fact, about 40% of the world's population do. There are billions of these to play. As you will see below, these are ONLY for leisure and NOT for regular use...
QWERTY: its the weekend. im gonna play some video games.
QWERTYUIOP:ok. DO NOT SPEND 300 HOURS ON IT!!!!!
QWERTY: bleeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh viiideooo gammmessss!!!!!!!!!
QWERTYUIOP: uh oh.. gone hyper. AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hissingcobra May 7, 2022
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