a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players
by the big 57 March 11, 2005
the most watched sport in the world
the most richest sport in the world
the most loved sport in the world
PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
the most richest sport in the world
the most loved sport in the world
PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
by JAMES UISA October 29, 2008
The gayest sport that involves humping other guys and wearing shin guards because the players are too pussy to get a few kicks in the shin. See gay. Play a real fucking sport losers.
by Soccerisforhomos May 25, 2010
1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player.
2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.
3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball.
3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
1. Soccer is not my favorite sport
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer
2. All I do in soccer is run
3. Nobody passes the ball in soccer
4. Spanish people are usually good at soccer
by yeah, about that...no November 27, 2010
Sometimes used as another word for sex when you dont want people around you to know that you wanna fuck
by Jawi April 04, 2003
the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.
by rallistangs19 April 11, 2010