grease missile

A particularly messy and stinky shit. Like the day after drinking lots of beer or after eating Mexican. But not soft enough nor painful enough to be diarrhea

"man, after downing those 18 bud lights last night, I had to drop the worst grease missile this morning"

by ceedubs December 21, 2013

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Guided Missiles

US made missles that home in on orphanages and baby food factories that occasionally hit hospitals

Man. I have never laughed so hard as I did when CNN showed pictures of the blown up peoples grieving families. All sad 'n' shit, slappin themselves about just because another guided missile found its target. Luck they were arabs or someone might get upset.

by Sick F*ck August 10, 2003

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butter missile

when a girl gets cramped and then squirts all over the guys face

hey did you here about john last night He got sweet tang,the bad thing was he got a butter missile to the face

by 4lph4 May 18, 2015

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Marius Missil

Marius gay

Marius missil is very gay and gay cause gay

by BullaBlyat May 18, 2020

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Bird Missile

You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.

Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.

by |DG| Cheese November 13, 2009

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