Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.
Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!
by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025
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Keegan

Keegan or pedo may refer to:

Ped- or pedo-, a common prefix with multiple meanings
Pedophile, someone who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children

There is no evidence that Keegan's can be cured. Instead, most therapies focus on helping Keegan's refrain from acting on their desires. Some therapies do attempt to cure Keeganism, but there are no studies showing that they result in a long-term change in sexual preference. Michael Seto suggests that attempts to cure Keeganism in adulthood are unlikely to succeed because its development is influenced by prenatal factors. Keeganism appears to be difficult to alter but Keegan's can be helped to control their behaviour, and future research could develop a method of prevention.
The man was trying to seduce minors and was latter arrested for Keeganism. Keegan's are the lowest of low.
by Gyppowyppou May 12, 2025
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Keegan

Keegan is usually a sweet, kind-hearted boy. He is typically short, loves to skate, and extremely hot. Because of his nice personality, Keegan has a lot of friends.
"Omg Keegan is so hot"
"Yeah but he's so short"
by gemini vegetarian <3 February 13, 2022
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Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
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Joseph Keegan

A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.
Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog

Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan
by OpenNet misses August 17, 2024
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Keegan Bennett

Friend: Hey Keegan if a man touched your thigh what would you do?
Keegan Bennett: Touch his back
by oozyOoz June 11, 2018
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Keegan with ya

Just like 'joshin with ya' just with keeg
Nah man im just Keegan with ya!
We were just Keegan around!
by EcuadorianWarbleWhistle February 25, 2024
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