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Joel

Joel, is a big boy and is trash at fortnite. They typically come with black hair and usually talks shit about kids named James. He a lot of girls and and some even say that he cheats on them.
by igotgivenabibletoday July 22, 2019
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Joel

Since the dawning of time, there have been three events that have forever changed the trajectory of human civilization, and uplifted all of humanity. They are the discovery of electricity, the invention of pornography, and the birth of Joel.

Joels have been known to save babies from the jaws of hungry republican senators, wrestle bears to the ground with a single finger, donate all their organs and then regenerate them so they can donate them again, win multiple events a day for the entirety of an Olympic games, simultaneously play every instrument in Rush's masterpiece "Tom Sawyer", and dance like nobody is watching, even when others ARE watching.

The most gentle, giving, and passionate of lovers, the most loyal and generous of friends, eyes more beautiful than a mountain lake, hair more lush and golden than a field wheat blowing in the prairie wind, and a body that even the worlds best sculptor wouldn't dare change if it were made of his clay.

Find a Joel, love a Joel, be loved by a Joel, and experience life as you never would have imagined possible.
"She's glowing like the sun!"
"Didn't you hear that yesterday she encountered a Joel?"

"That explains everything!"
by AssortedFruitTums November 24, 2021
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Vinesauce Joel

A Swedish streamer whos most known jokes are of a bootleg videogame of Mario, and screaming "louter, pee pee poo poo, and other beautiful Swedish words.
by Vinesauce Joel June 6, 2019
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joel pimentel

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
by Maya12519 February 16, 2019
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joels mom

The hottest women on earth perfect fuck tool for Everyman she is also everyone’s thot tbh
I just fucked Joels mom yesterday mane
by Straight_lord_gianky August 22, 2019
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joel hokka

x: have you seen that guy? he’s got long blonde hair and blue eyes. he’s hot, huh?
x: mh, not as hot as Joel Hokka.
by tellmewhy May 25, 2021
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Joel Miller

Joel Miller is a character from the video games called the last of us 1 & 2. He is a man who is tough but gentle at the same time. He is very patient. He takes care of his loved ones physically and emotionally. He is a man who would sacrifice everything to save her daughter and he is a good father.
“If somehow the lord gave me a second chance at that moment, I would do it all over again”
— Joel Miller
by James Miller 5679 February 18, 2021
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