Located east of Houston, in an unincorporated section of Harris county and near the San Jacinto River Waste Pits Superfund Site, sits Highlands TX. Not "The Highlands"... Just Highlands. Don't say it incorrectly here. Old locals think it's the shit. Everyone else thinks it's the armpit of Old Baytown. There's no shortage of drugs, crappy questionable tattoos and random gun shots (no doubt to keep property values down). Most of the eating establishments have perfected incorrect orders and lousy food. Driving through Highlands makes you believe you're in the trailer park capital of the world. How a tornado hasn't wiped it off the map is proof of miracles.
by HunkyShamu April 16, 2022
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by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
Get the Highland’s Mercy mug.Highlands, NC is a historic mountain town founded in the 1800s by Southern plantation owners to escape the heat and malaria of summers in the lower South. Many people from SC, FLA and GA have second homes here. The golf, fishing, and scenery are awesome here but there is no nightlife, no music scene and not even a movie theatre. Also very few residents stay year round in this suitcase community.
Franklin yoke says, "Hey lets go to Highlands and scare the tourists from Etlanta" Bud replies, "Hell yeah, let me mount the rebel flag to my pick-up first!!!!!"
by SamTravels October 9, 2016
Get the highlands mug.Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.
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by WhatItDoBabayyyy November 16, 2019
Get the Highland Regional High School mug.Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
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"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
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by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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