Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

Hoots

Baby owl.

Do you see the hoots in that tree

by Cowboysplaytime73 August 9, 2023

hootful

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza

Jacob Metz and Elizabeth "yee haw" Mendoza are just so hootful

by hootful October 25, 2018

death hoot

When a girl or guy takes a crack hoot then swallows a hard dick and they're head is held on it till the brink of death

Serena almost died from death hoots

by Longbean March 5, 2024

Darten hoots

When the pipe is empty but you know there's always another hoot in there. Example "the pipes empty but there's still some darten hoots."

The pipe is empty but there's still some darten hoots.

Let me darten hoot your pipe.

by MARCka August 1, 2019

Hoot

Singular form of hooters or hoots, referring to a woman’s breasts.

I was shooting my airsoft last night, and I shot my wife in her right hoot!

by EverythingBoobs March 16, 2022