Work given to you after classes in which you are supposed to complete at home or during your own free time (like students don’t have any). It’s also a legitimate method of mild torture; actually though, it’s straight up torture and I’m not joking around. It’s the reason why so many students get no sleep. For some reason, I, and probably most other students, would rather sit down and stare at a wall for 5 straight hours even though doing homework is basically the same thing except you have to use your brain which just got screwed from being in school for at least 6 hours.
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
This is how an average student deals with a shitload of homework in one night (which happens a lot if they’re taking decently difficult classes): 1) Sit down and believe you’re actually gonna get something done. 2) Realize or remember how much homework you have and that you will not finish it before midnight. 3) Have a mental breakdown that probably takes away from the time you have to complete your homework. 4) Realize that you would rather do anything else like raking the leaves for hours, run for even longer until you vomit down your shirt, or even taking a 7 foot medal rod so far up the ass that it protrudes out the front of your chest and hits the bottom of your jaw so hard that it will knock you unconscious causing you to eventually wake up in an alternate reality. 5) Receive an F on the assignment even though you worked your ass off to complete it and receive the same amount of homework the next night
Why is homework a thing? It is the single worse thing about school and if you disagree you either took the easiest classes in the world or you were one of those people blessed with ultra nerd super powers that allowed you to finish your homework within one or two hours which then allowed you to waste the time every other student would kill for by playing dungeons and dragons until midnight (even though you could actually get good sleep because you have the time for it) and then wake up early in the morning to play computer games and somehow be energized for the day (some people are actually like this and if you’re one of them, never, ever complain about anything that happens cause you don’t know what it’s like to be tortured with homework).
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Get the Homework mug.just. no. Nobody has time for that useless crap. Not helpful. Not learning anything. The stress on the brains of doing homework after 7-10 hours of crap makes us more likely to suffer from memory loss in the future. Stress causes memory loss idiots! Thats why old people have bad memory. How the fuck has nobody done anything about this? We are all going to be stupider than fish if nobody does anything about this. I used to be so smart when I diddnt do my homework. But guess what mother fucker? My IQ dropped 10 points. 10 POINTS. You know why? I did my homework to much.
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use complete sentences or I'll call your parent and parent teacher conference!
list 5 reasons why you should NEVER swim alone.
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use complete sentences or I'll call your parent and parent teacher conference!
list 5 reasons why you should NEVER swim alone.
to many sharks
ants
not enough metal objects in the water
too many dead bodies that have already died
not enough water
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