simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 20, 2005

Simp

Your mother.

"God dude! I was with your mom last night; she's such a simp."

"Look at his mom! She's such a simp for the ice cream man."

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who will do anything for the person they are interested in but they won’t give anything in return

Wow I can’t believe that Mia is simp-ing over that guy again

He’s trying to hard to get with her , he’s such a simp rn

by Akhskxndnd March 8, 2020

simp

an abbreviation for simpleton, one who is simple minded or simple in their actions

Danny: Suzie Q is such a simp.

by 715b December 15, 2009

Simp

A boy thirsty for a woman after a certain ski trip

‘Come on Dan lets go round abby’s and smoke the devils lettuce’

‘Yes shall we invite reuben he knows a thing or two about the Mary Jane’
‘Lettuce, *pause then laughter*’
The simps rolled on towards the pizza restaurant

by MTlaw123 March 7, 2020

Simp

A 5/4 Boi who’s trash at Call of Duty and leaves the squad to go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro why you hopping off?

Person 2:Oh imma go talk to a girl.

Person 1:Bro stop being a simp!

Person 2:Nah bro I’m not a simp because I get happiness out of this.

Person 1:SIMP!!!!!!

Person 2:....(Leaves game)

by Dudedude15 May 6, 2020

Simp

Avinash getting left on read for multiple days and responding in seconds

Avi was a simp for a girl wit no personality

by Bootycheeks3000 March 8, 2020