A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019
when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
by TigerManGaming February 21, 2019
The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.
by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009
by Elvis May 09, 2004
When a man is receiving a blowjob from behind, between his legs, and he simultaneously farts and orgasms on the face of the blow-jobbing party, effectively filling the mouth with man's milk and the nose with putrid methane.
In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
In the family of terms referring to lascivious, sometimes humorous sexual acts, i.e. hot carl.
by Christoph Sasylor February 27, 2008
by daman October 28, 2003
by jefforey mclongshaft April 19, 2011