by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.
If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!
by beknighted March 20, 2014

by Jackson Dietz May 24, 2020

Quiet sweet strong sexy man
Very mysterious and intimidating
Big heart
Always on alert
Always on the go
Native warrior who stands up for
What he believes in.
Very mysterious and intimidating
Big heart
Always on alert
Always on the go
Native warrior who stands up for
What he believes in.
by deejaydizzle March 20, 2019

A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.
fuck your such a Gary
by Gary.h January 10, 2019

by Micky_B January 18, 2019
