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Grab Titty day

by Lamkin29567 September 5, 2022
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Harass Mia Day

The 13th of December is a very special day when people get together to harass an individual called mia.
you: Hi mia, how do you do?
mia: I’m very well!!
you: nobody likes you, you little prick. It’s Harass mia day today!!
by LarissaaaaA November 13, 2021
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National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.
Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!
by BillieTB November 10, 2020
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10k day

One’s 10,000 day alive. This occurs at the age of 27 and a bit.
Me: Hey Jack, when are we celebrating your 10k day?
Jack: It’s already been. I didn’t celebrate and I’m devastated.
Me: Bummer, I’d be gutted!
by Festival Jez March 6, 2019
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gay bsf day

happy gay bsf day!!!
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Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019
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National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday
by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020
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