National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019
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No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀
by Jo Dada July 7, 2020
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Otis Day

#1 dad. That's it. #1 dad in The Louder We Get
Person: Look. There's Otis Day. #1 dad
by treeboi hansen April 22, 2020
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flowers day

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day
hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day
by love fairy August 18, 2022
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Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!
Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!
by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025
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Valentines Day

The day that most of us cry in a corner alone.
by Xxx_OpVirgin_xxX February 14, 2019
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