The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

Fuck Fortnite February

All those virgins aren't allowed to play Fortnite during, giving them a chance to redeem themselves.

Bruh, you know Fuck Fortnite February's coming soon

by K I L L M E P L Z November 6, 2018

fat fuck

you

go to the jim ya fat fuck

by soz cannot say name February 24, 2021

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

fuck

fuck is the best fucking word in the fucking world. it can be used everything fucking where and still make fucking sense. Fuck is a fucking word used for fucking expression and is actually fucking used as a fucking adjective. I love saying fuck. fuck can be a great way to describe a person in good ways and bad fucking ways. for example, I fucking hate you with all my fucking guts, your fucking fuckwit, you're fucked my sister, you fucking arsehole. or, I fucking love you; you are the fucking love of my life, your fucking lad, I don't know where the fuck id be without you, you fucking legend. everyone should use the word fuck

you dumb fuck

you fucking legend
I fucking love you

I fucking hate you
suck my fucking dick

by sillysaugages November 7, 2022

fuck rustler

A Jeremy Gaccetta at Ty’s Beer Olympic Party.

Get out of that chicken house you fuck rustler! Beasteality son of a bitch.

by Fuck Rustling Champ #1 August 14, 2021