Willy Wanker 

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

Willy Wanker by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

slip on wanker

someone that use's slip on shoes

Jacks such a slip on wanker

slip on wanker by beale the spud head May 13, 2015

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

A very horny man on steroids.

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker by Sexy piece of Toast September 3, 2017

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker 

A person who would wank it if you turned your back on them for 5 seconds.

Oh god it's Richie, what a Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker.

Dick-Whip Mc. Weenie Wanker by Anonymous Cactus October 11, 2012

wacker 

one who is cought in the acked at wacking

wacker is getting out of work early today

wacker by wak-er July 24, 2003

walder 

A stupid cunt that find shit on a stick funny.

Wow your such a Walder

walder by Anal mane February 11, 2018

bush wacker 

Mike O. Mike wacks off bushes.

That bush wacker, Mike O, is in our front yard wacking off that bush again mommy!

bush wacker by Dan the man May 7, 2004