turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.

"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."

by derp25 January 16, 2025

Virgin

If Never been penetrated by a penis!

Therefore you are a virgin

No I’m still a virgin jack didnt putnitnin

by Drekinphi January 28, 2025

Creampie Virgin

A girl who has never let a guy cum inside of her during sex, is a creampie virgin. The “new virgin”

Guy 1: She told me she’s not gonna let a guy cum inside of her until she’s married..
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!

by JMc$ March 12, 2025

Virgin Grief

The act of being so desperate to loose your virginity you consider to hire hookers, prostitutes, and/or crack whores.

Little Timmy has been going through Virgin Grief recently.

by BigOl’Cunt420 March 14, 2025

banana peel virgin

n. someone who either does not slip or has not fucked with a condom on or have only had sex with people who haven't had a circumcision

"Oh, Al's such a banana peel virgin!" said Atlas

by goblin dude June 2, 2024

virgins curse

When you lose your virginity to someone and are then obsessed and think youre in love with them. If you date them you will be obsessed with them but often its not reciprocated if they were not a virgin when you shagged.

I love him so much though! Nah you don't you just got virgins curse

by grumplip June 6, 2024

The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024