twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

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Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

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Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.

You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.

by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020

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Feather twat

Big hairy pussy

Did you see Brenda's crotch? She has a full on feather twat

by Joe&Lance April 11, 2025

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slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

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