Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Rizz muffin

A very smarty and aquired person with good ways of talking to the opposite sex / or same

Keely is a rizz muffin

by rizzzmuffin January 11, 2025

Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

muffin house

A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins

I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.

by Whitegirl02 June 18, 2017

Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.

You Fucking Muffin

by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019