dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

by bobsyjr April 19, 2021

no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return

teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left

by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021

Dad

404 NotFound

Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021

dad

someone who left me when i was 2

dad if ur seeing this, come back pls. i ran out of titty milk

by zendeiie April 29, 2021

Step dad

A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?

Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021