suck my helmet

She can suck my helmet anytime.
by Nobbysparks February 06, 2011
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Suck My Wings

Originally said by rapper lil wayne referring to his dick with the change of word to fit his rhyme.

now used by "bro's" saying suck my dick
and you can suck my wings
stand on my money head butt yao ming

Hey man gimme that money you owe me!
ya ok suck my wings
by Jefferey 'the giraffe' October 08, 2009
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sucks my butt

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 16, 2011
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Dick Sucking Factory

A factory where people suck dicks and where dicks are sucked in general.
- hey you work today bro?
- yeah I picked up a shift at the Dick Sucking Factory from 11-7
- damn didn’t know you were still working there bro.
- yeah
by OkayedSalmon20 August 23, 2021
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QP sucks balls

The generic expression to write upon the walls of a school bathroom when one is having a bad day or is just in a good mood and want a laugh. The custodians clean it off every night but every day it returns. when you go to the bathroom its just the thing to do.
Hey Joe did you see what was written on the walls in the bathroom? "yeah QP sucks balls i wrote one yesterday".
by swagsquad9090 January 23, 2013
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half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?
by Paul Rapisarda February 07, 2008
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S.J. (suck job)

another term for getting oral pleasure on your wong-dong .

another way of saying blowjob
1.) My girl gave me the best S.J. (suck job) last night!!! i splooged everywhere!

2.)I payed some slutty cunt to give me dome. Best suck job ever!
by 420tards July 23, 2011
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