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Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."
I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.
by Rootnrom January 16, 2018
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smoking on twizzy

"we smoking on twiiizzzzzyyyy"- wise man
we smoking on twizzy............. dum bird
by kyle richh January 17, 2024
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What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher
guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!
by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009
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Snorkel smoking

A horrible sexual act with three parties were one blows vape smoke(preferably mango) down the urethra of another, then the third member sucks the smoke and flavor back out.
"Brooo.... I just got the best snorkel smoking of my life" from diss busnach
by Purplerage October 20, 2025
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Smoke Funk

Smoking some smelly, sticky, buds
Dude pass me some funk so we can smoke funk.
by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010
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Smoke

To let someone "cook” means to let someone do their thing. It's another way of saying “Give them some space, they're on to something.”

But, to smoke is a slower, gradual build-up to the eventual yet impressive final product - low heat, long hours.

Cooking is shorter with quicker results, while smoking is longer with a result that just as satisfying. Smoking requires more patience from the audience than cooking.
Example 1

Person A: I don't get it, when will this get good? Nothing's happening yet!

Person B: Nah... she's smoking, give her a sec.

Example 2

Person Y: He smoked that shit! Shouldn't have underestimated him.

Person Z: Trueee
by BloodMargera December 5, 2023
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smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.
by Lvl99ditto September 3, 2017
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