Simp

someone who will do anything for some puss

max seltzer is a simp

by SenseiChase March 3, 2020

SIMP

S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.

Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!

by dustypetals August 10, 2023

danny simp

Is a SIMPle guy and awesome human.

Bulchetfialia with danny simp and ur momma.

by La bulchet June 18, 2021

Simp

Logan

“Logan is a simp”

by 🗿Not a simp🗿 May 16, 2020

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025

Simp

A passive guy that lets egirls walk all over him for an attempt of clout and sexual gratification, but typically ends in misery and sadness.

Wow I can’t believe I have to play Jut next in bracket, he’s such a simp.

by Starc0ck February 3, 2020

Simp

someone who does whatever someone wants, and even more so, just so they will like them back

damn, tristan is such a simp

by totallynotsteven March 21, 2021