Spooky corn

Zardy: YOU WANT A FUCKING CORN ON THE COB?
Player: Please I just want to see my wife and kids again...
Zardy: SPOOKY CORN

by ACreativeName June 27, 2021

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Corn Dogging

When a person shoves a chopstick up another persons butt. Then the other person takes a dump, pushing the poo onto the chopstick. (resembling a corndog) The poop is then rolled in flour and put into a deep fryer. Once done its left to cool off for exactly 5 minutes. Then the "corndog" is inserted back into the persons anus.

Last night I gave my buddy a corn dogging.

Last-night's corn dogging session was grade-a superb!

by Mr. Corndog July 6, 2023

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Mexican Street Corn

When you’re having sex with a woman with a yeast infection and her period starts, covering your dick with cottage cheese discharge and blood

Bro: How was Paisley?
You: Dude, she totally Mexican Street Corned me!

by Ewwwgrossdude February 12, 2023

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Corn

Corn is love. Corn is life. I wish it was legal to make Corn my wife. Corn is obviously better than avocados, and if you think otherwise. You're wrong.

Joe: Avocados are better than Corn
*gets freaking killed*

Steve: *default dance*

by Cornluvr69 November 27, 2019

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Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018

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