massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy

hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?

by silly drina May 7, 2025

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Guns

The answer to everything

Your depressed
GUNS
You being Robbed
GUNS
You wanna commit mass genocide
GUNS

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Gun-rack

A group of male stud's with Erect Penis's. Gun-rack's can be seen in abundance in Bukkake-themed pornography. (See also Gun and Bukkake).

"Charlotte's face lit up when she saw the Gun-rack in the porn movie".

by absolutejw January 23, 2010

Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"

by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

Cum gun

A cum gun is your dick.

That cum gun is longer than a ruler.

by Dude guy 12345678910 April 29, 2019

machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.

Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!

by One cable guy March 29, 2017