you can come if you want

A phrase used by people who doesn’t want you to come with them, but also doesn’t want you to know that. Using this phrase is a perfect way to ensure that the person you’re talking to will not come.
“Are you doing anything tonight?”
“Yeah...I’m going to a party. You can come if you want.”
by Iwb April 24, 2020
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are you straight

This question arises from people who are interested in selling you drugs, connecting you with prostitutes, or simply ripping you off if you are dumb enough to give them cash for drugs before seeing the product.

Used by thugs, people in the 'hood, and scam artists.
Thug: "Are you straight, man?"
You: "Lookin' for a dub ($20 rock of crack)."
by innadahood March 29, 2010
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sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.
Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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If you see this

If you see this, fuck you. have a nice day though.

:)
honestly I don't know what i was thinking, but if you see this, go fuck yourself.

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you know you... too much if

The "You know (enter activity) too much if" game is the product of various blogging/message board occurrences.

Usually, one initaiates this post with a common obsession/interest of the group such as a video game, book, etc.
Here's an example of you know you... too much if.

You know you've been on Urbandictionary.com too much if:

-you check your email only to see if there are any new entries that day

-you make new entries to see how many people will give you a thumbs up

-you make an entry that explains the "you know you _____ too much if game"

You get it, right?
by Inflicted February 21, 2006
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You right

A term inferring that a person is correct in a matter of your opinion. Referring to the term "you are right" or "you are correct".
Bubba: Hey boys ya'll wanna go fishin today at Ellie Mae's pond
Boys: You right!
by John Wackets March 27, 2004
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You a bat

Tyrone: Hey Kyle!, do you want to go to the movies later??
Kyle: NAW NIGGA YOU A BAT!!
by jraptor23 August 18, 2008
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