We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster
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Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.
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Eichmann: Oh ja Adolf zhis drink ist sehr gut!
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
Adolf: Ja, zhe amerikans call zhis "White Monster", zhough.
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by The Mica April 3, 2019
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