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Matthew Soto

Matthew Soto is a one of a kind is one in a million loves everyone will give that one person he loves the most everything and will do everything in his power to protect it Nobody’s as cool as Matthew Soto if you find a Matthew Soto keep him close to your heart cause he will love you with all his kindness and show you his love but he will only show his love the most to the people he loves the most Matthew Soto
Wow no one’s as cool as Matthew SOTO
Look at Matthew SOTO fine ass
Matthew SOTO
by anonymous March 29, 2024
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Matthew

A gay Jewish man who loves to date minors but only after raping them.
Girl 1:"My boyfriend is such a a Matthew, I hate him"
Girl 2: "Don't worry he'll break up with you once you get to kindergarten because he only likes little kids"
by Ggwk April 2, 2024
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Kai Matthews

A motherfucking bitch, little skinny rat with medium hair who likes men, every friday night he is not busy he is just sucking the life out of some guy named Malachi.
Yo he pulled a Kai Matthews last friday
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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Kai Matthews

He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
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matthew

he is very mysterious. he can make your day in heartbeat. matthews are very attractive and have a great personality.
by thebearingbear June 23, 2021
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Matthew

Annoying white kid who the teacher loves and writes people names down that talks
Stop being such a Matthew
by Anti Matthew June 25, 2021
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Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)
Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”
by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021
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