long zebras

A long necked zebra. People may think that it is labelled a ‘giraffe’ but that is completely a myth and those people that think lOnG nEcKeD zEbRaS are giraffes are completely ironic. Obviously, long necked zebras are the king of animals and should be hailed as god throughout the world. A zebra that is thought to be a giraffe wearing white and black bow ties, but is really a zebra that has a long neck. Praised by many is this long necked zebra. It lives everywhere including under your fingernails because they kicked the giraffes out.

‘ Oh my, is that a giraffe?’
“No, it is just a long necked zebra”

Definition of a long zebras: A supposedly giraffe but is really a zebra with an incredibly tall and sturdy neck that is used for preying on poor, greedy, and selfish humans. Can be tamed but will eventually grow wings and fly away if kept in captivity for too long. Tie up with chains made out of cheese for they are allergic to dairy.

by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

Long Island

Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.

"You're from Long Island?"
"Yes I am"
"You must be rich!"

by lovelivelongis February 14, 2015

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

Long Live

The walls we crashed though
How the kingdom lights shine just for me and you
And I was screaming “long live all the magic we made”
And bring on all the pretenders, I’m not afraid

Long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you

And long long live, that look on your face
And bring on all the pretenders
One day, we will be remembered

Long live is our anthem!!

by Acexi June 11, 2022

The Duke of Long Beach

A man that comes from the United Kingdom that lives in Long Beach, California.

The Duke of Long Beach is driving down PCH in his mustang.

by FMason September 30, 2021

Bryce Long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."

Bryce long is one cool ass dude

by MORVAX September 28, 2023

long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.

Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020