finding somebody hot or making out with somebody in a bar thinking they are hot and then seeing them in the light of day and realizing it was just the bar lighting
“bro look at this guy i made out with at the bar last night, he’s not as hot as i thought he was must’ve been the bar lighting phenomenon”
by mary a. cole November 04, 2023
Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you
by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023
An trans actor that was hired by Budweiser to do a commercial that caused all the men to boycott bud light.
the bud light girl has an Adams apple.
by Mr. Homophobia June 07, 2023
by Lighting dome October 25, 2019
a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.
"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
by jtets December 10, 2013
N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006