Jesus unforgiving Christ

A sacrilegious expletive. Originally coined by Dave Godowsky

"JESUS UNFORGIVING CHRIST!!! THAT HURT!!!"

by Krwin March 1, 2015

Jesus on a fucking boat

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem

Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry

by Hdx January 31, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass

Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…

by icecoldtoes July 25, 2022

Jesus juice

Holy cum

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

by The holy dick September 16, 2018

Jesus Tits

Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989

Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!

by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

Jesus Christ

A word used to describe grandeur or surprise, usually used in frustration or surprise.

“Oh my god Jesus Chist, Jesus Christ!

by Wistopher December 1, 2019