Raga-muffin

Someone who just can´t learn when to shut up.
Someone who thinks they can do anything, but can´t.

I swear if this raga-muffin little boy don´t shut his trap...

by WorldlyCoyote II January 22, 2020

Muffin

A danish baker

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.

by tiuqegar October 7, 2020

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

da muffin

A very smart person! Named muffin!

Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!

I agree! I wanna be like her!

Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!

by たまご the squck January 12, 2021

Butt Muffin

The amount of butt that hangs over the side or back of a seat

Did you see that chick’s butt muffin hanging off the back of her chair?!

by HilltopHillbillies June 3, 2023

Muffin Whaler

Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.

Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!

by MoistSponge April 10, 2020