Montemor-o-Velho

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

by Amayanoir May 4, 2009

The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!

by The Jabber June 1, 2010

J-O hand

n. Shortened phrase meaning “Jack-Off Hand”. The hand that you use to masturbate.

“I wonder if the hand Luke Skywalker got cut off was his J-O Hand”

by TwinFami October 29, 2020

Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night

Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go

by Phraxation December 15, 2018

Hideo No-dome-o

Engaging intercoarse without a condom

"hey man did throw down with natalie last night?"
"oh ya dude. hideo no-dome-o too"

by seppe14 March 7, 2010

pillsbury O-Face

When one ejaculates on a girls face early, so he must go down on her to while her face looks like its covered in dough so she can get off too.

Bro did you bang Becky?
Yeah but I came too early so I had to give her the pillsbury O-Face

by Castansa March 29, 2017

Jerm-o-phobe

Hating on DJ Jerm or hating DJ Jerm's music.

I met this cold-blooded Jerm-o-phobe at 7-11, he doesn't even know sick trance mixes when he hears them.

by Z Girl October 6, 2013