Go f…. yourself to be kind!
by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024
Get the have a nice day all mug.A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.
During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.
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