ghetto-moiselle 

A girl who comes from a lower-to-moderate socioeconomic 'hood while also having the class to present herself in a situation so as to be perceived as a 'mademoiselle' from old money.

Despite her rough upbringing, Lola has done well for herself. She has a way about her... demanding respect without saying a word and eloquently so. She's so 'ghetto-moiselle!'

ghetto-moiselle by sleslie2425 April 6, 2011

Ghetto home cinema 

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)

Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema

Ghetto home cinema by kurkosdr April 22, 2011

Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

Ghetto Mailer by Theropod X May 17, 2011

ghetto cat 

ghetto cat - cats seen in the ghetto
ghetto cat - (derogatory) children from the ghetto

Go slow when you make this turn, ghetto cats are always in the street here.

ghetto cat by $.05 June 5, 2011

ghetto stomach pump 

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

ghetto stomach pump by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

ghetto biddy 

someone who tends to act like there from the hood when in reality there from a very suburb rich family. The also have a juicy ghetto booty and love fried chicken

did you spencer...he's a total ghetto biddy

ghetto biddy by huhngherhioag;lkdg; October 23, 2011

ghetto futuristic 

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")

That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.

ghetto futuristic by distancehasaway June 22, 2011