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siobhan french 

A sexy beautiful amazing dank nice kind lady :P. Who loves Jamie Dawson with all her heart and always will and wants to marry and stay with him forever and ever, and wishes she was in bed with him right now ;)
siobhan french by jamieeeeeeeeeeee December 14, 2010

paint me like one of your french girls 

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them
Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

excuse my french 

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.
Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.
excuse my french by benny September 5, 2003

excuse my french 

A handy phrase used to cover up a quick outburst of obsanities near children, playing nice with your son/daughter's school principal, a downgrading insultance breakdown for a Mary Sue, or just to impress your new boss at work.
"Excuse my french, but that new girl who is currently trying to fuck her way into getting an A into the new semester, is a half price bargain bin whore and should be shot down with a rabies gun." Said the Punk to the Goth.

The Goth narrowed her eyes, "Maybe the paper boy was right, we will conquer the world with darkness some day."
excuse my french by Phatal October 2, 2003

rusty french horn 

Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.
Wow, I never realized how loose this chick was until I gave her a rusty french horn.

Kentucky french kiss

The act of kissing when one or more participants has a dip in their mouth
Jen came in for a passionate smooch but wasn't expecting Johnny's Kentucky french kiss