Food

The love of my life.

I love food.

by FoodLover888 June 17, 2018

Banjos The Food Chain

Total soulmate material. Knows your taste, never makes you wait, completely red logo, but not a single red flag.

"Everyone on Instagram is getting married".

Hope I also find my Banjos soon.

Nashik have many outlets of banjos the food chain.

by bnashik November 23, 2021

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

making love to your food

Refers to when someone will constantly moan with food in their mouth in ecstasy of the flavor

Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"

Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"

by r0se.x. January 9, 2023

Food for Thot

When you promise some slut something in exchange for a BJ and she has to think about it first. Then you get the BJ and break your promise.

I gave that slut at the bar some food for thot. She was so mad lol.

by PoopDïcķDalhmer October 9, 2021

Cat Food

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

by BadGalRi June 3, 2017