Monkey Fish Frog 

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

Monkey Fish Frog by sober_noob August 24, 2009

batty fish 

used as a quick insult if you cant be bothered to think of one

shut up you batty fish

batty fish by officialhxm March 15, 2020

Power Fish

You have just woken up after a shag, you need a piss and you also need to get rid of the used condom still on your cock, you also need to make certain that the condom is totally disposed of.........enter the POWER FISH, holding the condom still in place you empty your bladder into it, then precisely positioning yourself so that the baloon of piss is directly over the deepest part of the pan, then let go immediatly with both hands. A 'bonus power fish' is sometimes achieved whereby the payload drops with such force that it vanishes round the U bend immediately without even flushing.

The science behind a bonus power fish is still poorly understood but may have something to do with the shape of the particular pan and also the volume of piss in the skin willie. BPF's still only account for 5% of Power Fish.

Re-enters the room....<Thinks> Fucking dynamite Power Fish.

She <thinks> wierd cunt, sounded like a power dump, I wonder if his arse is prolapsed?

Power Fish by Brucester September 13, 2006

what the fish 

A rather ingenious and cheerful alternative form of swear or exclamation that is widely accepted.

Someone: "Did you see that shot from that dude?!"
Another one: "What the fish! You kidding me? No one would miss that."

what the fish by momo monster December 12, 2008

Star fish 

When having sex with a really inexperienced female who lays on her back with her arms out above her head, legs apart and doesn't really do much other than that - like a star fish.

I was screwing her last night and she was a total star fish.

Star fish by pav996r October 12, 2006

Plenty Of Fish 

A free online dating agency which should be avoided at all costs. Full of dirty old men and no-hoper teenagers with filthy underpants desperately seeking attractive young women. And as for the photographs - when the hell did you last see a woman who looked like that and needed to use a free dating agency? Someone I know of examined a photo closely and was sure he could see the staple puncture holes where it had been cut out of a glossy magazine.

More like Plenty of Fishy Fannies.

Beware. The gorgeous blonde on Plenty Of Fish you're exchanging suggestive e-mails with is probably really a morbidly obese middle-aged man who likes nice young boys.

Plenty Of Fish by Deadborder February 20, 2012

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. 

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market. by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008