Carter Mackey

Carter Mackey is a very good kitten that meows for his master, he also gets pegged under the bleachers at school, he is the creator of the reverse chicken, he gets daily rimjobs from his whole family and he gives them back, he may say I love you baby to you if you get close with him, when he rides his mini bike he sits on the dildo seat and has dildo grips on his bikes, he lives moaning and screaming faster daddy while riding his hog, also he drinks water out of condoms because he can’t afford a bottle, he has crabs btw so if you don’t wanna get itchy go away , might be a Jew maid femboy

Carter Mackey is a good boy

by Sjnansoww December 8, 2025

Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

A femboy cartel member that cosplays as any Pokémon character or Pokémon found on a Pokémon card

That guy is such a Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

by Riv4rs December 21, 2025

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

gar cart

When drunk or high, deciding to go go carting.

Gar Carter 1: dooooooooooooood...
Gar carter 2: ...what?
Gar carter 1: Let's go gar carting
Gar carter 2: ...awesome

by me 26 September 1, 2007

Spamuel Carter

To be a 'Spamuel Carter' is to be totally gay and poofy and love cock.

Wow that guy is such a Spamuel Carter, see him reading that gay porn.

by Bob Hannigan October 20, 2008

Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

hand cart load

A phrase used to describe a huge poo

I've just dropped hand cart load

by jim2233 July 31, 2009