Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

Cunt booger

The clear gooey substance that sometimes comes out of a woman's vagina. Women often find this substance in their underwear. It has a consistency of a gooey booger.

Kristy dug in her underwear and pulled out a cunt booger and wiped it on Erin.

by Bigbootyhoe21389 May 6, 2011

Josh the cunt

Someone who is a cunt

See that guy over there, let's call him Josh the cunt

by CUM AT ME M8 December 15, 2016

cunting mother

a despicable person who thrives on making other peoples lives worse. A cunting mother is aware of his actions and enjoys the pain and suffering of others. Often mistaken for a asshole.

That cunting mother just cut me off, now I got to get off at the next exit and turn around.

by AC Paco August 8, 2006

cunt scrubber

one who rubs a vagina, especially the clitoris, in a vertical motion, as though washing dishes

fucking cunt scrubber!

by JamesD & RobertSY November 25, 2007

filthy cunt

girl who fucks over guys, is a real slut, and should kill herself.

this girl christina i met from qnz is a filthy cunt

by johnny January 3, 2004

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.

1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

by fivesixace May 26, 2008