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BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.
Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"
by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019
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Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.
Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*
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Vanilla Bean

Someone who has remarkably boring sex
He is such a vanilla bean, I get so bored.
by Ktisgay June 3, 2018
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bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno
Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew
by Bean jewy January 6, 2018
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ted bean

A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys
by cuntpunter 00 April 10, 2016
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milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.
She really likes to milk the bean
by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021
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Bean Beater

A girl who plays with her clit furiously and often is a Bean Beater
Justine gets so excited to go to the gym she beats her bean in excitement. Shes a bean beater
by Joe8472628402 July 15, 2018
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