Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
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Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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Mike Done

Expressing disbelief at the actions of someone named Michael.
What horrible thing has Mike Done now?!
by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
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John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.
by Masquarade August 06, 2017
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Mike Moh

A bad ass mofo who kicks ass like Bruce Lee
Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...
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Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020
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