by anonymous September 2, 2025

by underscore that September 17, 2023

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Wow, there's a new restaurant at our nearby casino that looks like a humongo burger on the outside! (Find that on Street Sharks episode 29 or season 3 episode 16 "Card Sharks".
by VanillaFLWR May 27, 2016

by Robbobobb0 July 28, 2025

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020

(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019
