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asshole

You are an asshole if you give a thumbs down
by Leavemealonebrady May 20, 2019
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Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse
You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole
by Coidesal November 1, 2018
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Asshole

Alex is such a asshole, he is literally the definition.
by Ipeggedmypillow June 9, 2022
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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asshole

John is an asshole because he abuses people
by Sniff tickle August 16, 2019
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Asshole

You
If someone asks u what an asshole means
Just say “you”
by I’m Mr Door October 28, 2019
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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