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cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
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Superman Syndrome

When you verbally/ mentally say: " I can do what he/ she can do."
You see someone jumps a motorcycle, its your 3rd time riding ( 3rd times the charm ) and you think: " I can do that. " and attempt it. Usually something goes wrong, thus the Superman Syndrome.
by sniggering2stroke May 12, 2014
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Frostbite Syndrome

The condition that causes some white people to slowly start acting blacker, similar to how frostbite affects the skin.
James: "What's going on with him?"
Nick: "Pretty sure he's got Frostbite Syndrome."
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Kennel Syndrome

A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.

Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.

A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"

11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".

11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
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EA syndrome

When a hardware or software company, often gaming related, produces half-arsed releases in an attempt to increase their profit margins.
"Hey man, you getting one of the new consoles?"

"720p at <60 fps in 2014, nah lol, complete EA syndrome"
by ImProbablyRicherThanYou September 7, 2014
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Iraq Syndrome

When you or someone else starts something and at first everything seems to be working fine. Then it quickly turns into a disaster or epic fail.
Al: Bob, how's that house you're building coming along?

Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.

Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
by rogue_#127 February 27, 2010
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joey syndrome

when someone can only lift if they are on harsh steroids
Is reegz going to the gym today? Nah, hes got Joey Syndrome hes been off for three days
by a mofo badass October 20, 2010
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