Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.

Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.

by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024

white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.

Look at that potato eating white waffle

by White Waffle June 4, 2024

Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.

Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night

by McBossness June 28, 2024

Cheese waffle

A name for Someone who's so adorable you just want squeeze them out of affection

Eek! I love you so much you cheese waffle!!

by Zillyzelo September 26, 2024

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

to waffle

Sending a voice note, photo or video to your besties.

OMG, FML, I have to waffle this.

by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024

Soggy waffle

When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.

I gave her the soggy waffle yesterday

by Thorgod December 11, 2024