twinker twat

that twinker twat stays doing the most for the dl football player
by holeymoley69 September 11, 2022
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Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
by plottwist101 April 15, 2019
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twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing
by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 04, 2018
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twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)
I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!
by Samaanthaa2017 January 21, 2018
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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.
No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week
by Schroomfunguy December 16, 2023
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 03, 2004
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