Kyle

Nobody cares stop making theese dumb definitions of random even fake people

I love not retarded people like kyle

by Rapist86 November 25, 2020

kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.

"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024

Kyle

A young Karen. Young white male entitlement/audacity.

Oh look, another Kyle.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Kyle

One word Asshole

I'm going to have a kid name him kyle but say its pronounced asshole

by Frank Donald synder August 27, 2020

Kyle

Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.

Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.

But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.

“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”

by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022

kyle cotnam

A shitty fuckin goalie

Friend 1: Kyle cotnam is my goalie

Friend 2: oh shit

by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018

Kyle

A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.

I ain’t going if that man Kyle is going.

by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023