Thomas

if yk a thomas, call him “thomas the train” he don’t like it but oh well. but…. if yk a red head thomas, don’t lose him. he’s an ass but he gets the job done iykyk

also kinda hot on some days

jim- “hey have you seen “thomas the trai “

thomas- “ i heard that, fuck you”

by thomasthetrainhater November 26, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a little shit who thinks he’s popular and cool when he bully’s people. He usually has crushes on dumb white bitches named things like ‘Lora’ and ‘Amelia’

“Did you see what Thomas was doing”
“No”
“He bullied Sam to death whilst fucking lora”

by Jejeieie November 13, 2020

Thomas Jackson

A male who gets angry over small problems and has a fit if anyone says he’s wrong.

Thomas Jackson is angry

by Jackob May November 23, 2021

Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.

Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.

by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025

Thomas

A creepy nonce who loves popcorn won't stop playing fortnite and loves meeting up in playground with 4 year-olds don't let your children near the small peen boy alone by the swings

What's his name

ThomasI ain't letting my kids near him

by Michael cheese December 21, 2018

thomas brown

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.

Thomas Brown is awesome

by tommyyourboy6969 May 25, 2024

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023