Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
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turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 14, 2021

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

Cringe turtle

When you hear something so cringe that your heat retracts into your chest like a turtle

Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.

You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle

by _goose March 5, 2021

Turtle

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell is a turtle.

by TROLLKING9001 March 12, 2021